Why do grannies knit so much?

Havent you seen that advert on the TV? Dont you know that they KNIT the wholewheat cereals that we all like to eat? I wonder if any of them are crocheted or embroidered? Have they got any vacancies for an out of work Granny? I can knit, sew, crochet, embroider and do tapestry so I could really make some very attractive cereals for them. Cyril is so HOT in the advert isnt he? My husband has to hold me down when he comes on the screen!! LOL!!